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Me: Can i tap that?

You: uhhh.. idk?

Me: yess, bend over.

You: Done did, i'm waiting.

Me: Hey Babe

Me: Can i ask you a question?

Her: Hey, sure what is it?

Me: Can i tap that?

Her: Uhh who r u?

Me: Depends on your answer

Her: Nooo that's stupid! I don't let strangers tap me.

Me: This ain't no stranger, this is the man of your dreams

Her:Hahaha well tell me who u are then and I'll tell you if its true

Me: this is nick

Me: And you have just been added to canitapthat.com Haha

Me: So, can I have at it?
Her: Wutt?
Me: If you will, may I tap that?
Her: I'm kinda tied up at the moment.
Me: You startin' without me?!

Me: Hi, you're hot. Can i tap that?

Her: Okay. Sure. You may "tap that."

Me: Thank you for permitting me to penetrate you.

Her: LMAO PENETRATE!

Me: ...i was serious

Her: I accept your offer. Pick me up tonight for the "tapping" to begin.

Me: Win! You bring whipped cream. I have fuzzy handcuffs.

Her: I only have chocolate syrup.

Me: I can work with that.

You: hey baby when can i tap dat ?
Stranger: when satan skis to work
You: Aww man
You: whens satan gona ski
Stranger: about april 29th 2954
You: FFS
You: FML
You: your a guy arnt you
Stranger: yep
You: Bummer

Me: Hey, got a question for you
Her: Shoot babe
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Hell yeah! Send me a pic of your package!
Me: Sent
Her: OMG! You're gonna kill me with that thing
Me: I'll go slow...

D:whats gooodddd bro?
M:hey nothing really you?
D: yo man i have a question...
M: sure go ahead..
D:welll you see, the thing is i need to tap someone..
M:why dont you?
D:well I WANNA TAP SOMEBODY NOWWWWW ITS FKN URGENT
M:go through your contact list you moron
D:fuk off... ok well....(2 min later) OH i found someone
M:who?
D:mark
M:who's mark?
D:CAN I JUST TAP HIMMMMMMM IMM SOOO DOWWNNN FOR HIM
M:ok sure why not then?
D: ok but are you sure.. i mean he wont mind right?
M: wait mark who?
D:you know....
M:well not really if u give me his last name maybe i do
D: well wtvr im taping him
M:wait a minute thats meeeeeee
D:QUELLLLL GOYYYYYYYYY DE JESUS CHRIST MAN ITS YOUUUUUU