Can I Tap That

Convo 12796

Me: Can i tap that?

You: uhhh.. idk?

Me: yess, bend over.

You: Done did, i'm waiting.

Convo 11907

Me: Hey Babe

Me: Can i ask you a question?

Her: Hey, sure what is it?

Me: Can i tap that?

Her: Uhh who r u?

Me: Depends on your answer

Her: Nooo that's stupid! I don't let strangers tap me.

Me: This ain't no stranger, this is the man of your dreams

Her:Hahaha well tell me who u are then and I'll tell you if its true

Me: this is nick

Me: And you have just been added to canitapthat.com Haha

Convo 11700

Me: So, can I have at it?
Her: Wutt?
Me: If you will, may I tap that?
Her: I'm kinda tied up at the moment.
Me: You startin' without me?!

Convo 11680

Me: Hi, you're hot. Can i tap that?

Her: Okay. Sure. You may "tap that."

Me: Thank you for permitting me to penetrate you.

Her: LMAO PENETRATE!

Me: ...i was serious

Her: I accept your offer. Pick me up tonight for the "tapping" to begin.

Me: Win! You bring whipped cream. I have fuzzy handcuffs.

Her: I only have chocolate syrup.

Me: I can work with that.

Convo 11677

You: hey baby when can i tap dat ?
Stranger: when satan skis to work
You: Aww man
You: whens satan gona ski
Stranger: about april 29th 2954
You: FFS
You: FML
You: your a guy arnt you
Stranger: yep
You: Bummer

Convo 11622

Me: Hey, got a question for you
Her: Shoot babe
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Hell yeah! Send me a pic of your package!
Me: Sent
Her: OMG! You're gonna kill me with that thing
Me: I'll go slow...

Convo 11562

D:whats gooodddd bro?
M:hey nothing really you?
D: yo man i have a question...
M: sure go ahead..
D:welll you see, the thing is i need to tap someone..
M:why dont you?
D:well I WANNA TAP SOMEBODY NOWWWWW ITS FKN URGENT
M:go through your contact list you moron
D:fuk off... ok well....(2 min later) OH i found someone
M:who?
D:mark
M:who's mark?
D:CAN I JUST TAP HIMMMMMMM IMM SOOO DOWWNNN FOR HIM
M:ok sure why not then?
D: ok but are you sure.. i mean he wont mind right?
M: wait mark who?
D:you know....
M:well not really if u give me his last name maybe i do
D: well wtvr im taping him
M:wait a minute thats meeeeeee
D:QUELLLLL GOYYYYYYYYY DE JESUS CHRIST MAN ITS YOUUUUUU

Convo 11550

ME: Serious question. Can i tap that?

Her: That smiley face sure!

Me: No serious. My meat meets the beef curtain:p

Her: Haha ahh

Me:So what do you say? Gonna let me tap dat?

Her: I don't just hook up w guys for shits n giggles

Me: Thats a shame cuz id take you back to flintstones

Her: Really now

Me: O yah. Yabadabadoo!

Convo 11538

Him: hey kinky stud

Me: hey sexy

Me: got a question for you

Him: yeah what is that

Me: can i tap that?

Him: tap what

Me: u know what

Him: um no sorry

Him: i am sitting with Teena right now

Me: whose teena

him: a girl

Me: well can i tap that?

Him: no dude no fucking way she isn't like that which is good.

Convo 11426

Me: Can I ask you something?

Her: Should I be scared. ..LOL yes.

Me: When can I tap that?

Her: After I finish my meds. Why?

Me: meds for?

Her: are you really asking me that?

Me: Yes.

Her: for the STD you might have given me.

Me: Win!

Convo 11190

Me: Question for ya.

Her: yeah?

Me: can I tap that?

Her: if you never say that again.

Convo 11185

ME: Can I tap that?
Her:tap what?
Me: can I tap..."datttt"
Her:what is the 'datttt'?
Her:lol
Me:You know what it is, and it is what you think it is so answer tha question
Her:I'd actually prefer a straightforward approach tho
Me: k, Can I have you?
Her: have me? lol.... are you asking me if you could have sex with me? to put it mildly
Me:yah
Her: how come ur asking?
Me: Does that mean I didnt need to ask?
Her: lol...no...what persuaded to go in this direction?
all of a sudden?
Me: sudden urge to I guess
So can I tap that?
Her:let's get some things straight first....
tap?? no...I don't use that word...it's used for whores and prostitutes....none of which I am.
that? I'd like to think of myself as a person....so that is incorrect gramatically
lol
yea?
Me:yes
Her: now can you have sex with me? hmmm
what makes you think ur worthy? lol
and wait....
isn't the sex with ur gf good?
Me:great
Her:so...y do u want me?
Me:and I have a goldfish
Her:a goldfish?
Me:oh! I thought we were talking abt stuff that doesnt matter
Her:STEUPS!!! lol
Me:so can I have you
Her: I'll think abt it k shemzy...ur a good guy...and a good friend...didn't want to encourage you in the whole cheating thing... at first I didn't care...and to a certain extent..I don't lol...but...ur my friend
so I should

Me:Annnnnnnd?????
Her:I'll think abt it
I don't exactly just go around sleeping with people u know...
lol

Me:I know
....................
thought abt it?
Her: sex with u? more than once
Me:so what yah think abt it now?
Her:I'd still do it...but I'm trying to be good...trying...
Me:AnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnD?
Her: lol...even if u want me...you'll have to wait a little while
Me: So is that a yes?
Her:it's a maybe
Me:but maybe means yes in girls language doesnt it?

Her:I don't do the girl language thing...maybe...means u may or u may not....
Me: Cool! I pick the may!
:)

Convo 11152

Me:Can i tap that?
Him: who me?
Me:Yeah you.
Him:really?am i tappable?
Me:Yeah id think so.
Him:=D

Convo 10678

[19:19] ME: Can I Tap That ? [:
[19:20] HIM: tap what? :]
[19:21] ME: Tap THAT xD
[19:21] HIM: huh? :]
[19:22] ME: Let Me Try One More Time , Can I Tap That ? [:
[19:22] HIM: tap me? :]
[19:23] ME: THAT ASS BOY THAT ASS xD
[19:23] HIM: my ass, why would you wanna tap my ass? xD
[19:24] ME: Hahaha xD Your Gonna Be Famous On CanITapThat.Com ;D
[19:24] HIM: hhaha xD why?
[19:25] ME: Haha xD No Reason !

Convo 10677

Me: Can I tap that?
Him: Nice.
Me: You're no fun....
Him: I am fun....just wait 'till you tap that...

Convo 10652

Me: "Can I tap that?"
Her: "What? My booty? :D"
Me: "Yes, your booty, and everything else! :)"
Her: "Haha. Maybeeee."
Me: "So, is that a yes or no?"
Her: "Can we do it in your parents bedroom?"
Me: "Yes!"
Her: "You've got yourself a deal!"
Me: "Be here in ten minutes, my parents are almost done!"

Convo 10334

ME: can i tap that?
Her:can you hit it?
Me: no can i tap that
Her: haha suree?
Me: when and where?
Her: when i get home on the kitchen counter
Me: seriously!? =]
Her: yes haha why so excited?
Me: canitapthat.com this convo is going on that website! ha
Her: get a life

Convo 10317

Me: Can I tap that?
Him: what? lol
Me: Just answer.
Him: yes lol
Me: You're so easy!
Him: i knoww
Me: Wow. At least you admit it.
Him: can I tap dat??
Me: Nope!

Convo 10207

Me: I have a question

Her: Ok

Me: Can i tap that?

Her: Are you f'in serious?

Me: that didnt answer my question.

Her: No...i have a man

Me: www.canitapthat.com YOU JUST FELL FOR THE TRAP LOL

Convo 10194

Via txt

Me: Can i tap that?

Her: Papasmurf, can i lick that ass?

Me: Oooofrisky. But you didnt answer the question.

Her: Idk, whats in it for me

Me: Well obviously your the one getting tapped, so pleasure beyond anything you have ever experienced.

Her: I gush, remember, grab a snokle